So yesterday I’m walking home from the train station and I’m only a few steps behind a fellow commuter.
Prior to my trek I had removed my clippy cloppy heels and donned unattractive but very practical and comfortable winter boots with thick rubber soles.
As I headed swiftly home I realized that even though I was walking at speed, my footfall was almost undetectable, and that the fellow in front of me had no clue I was walking only just behind him.
Which immediately made me think.
“Why! These would be fantastic boots if I wanted to rob somewhere!” I thought.
“I could break into a house completely undetected. They make NO sound at all on the ground! They’d be perfect!”
To which I added “But the laces are long, they would possibly swing into something and make a noise (Perhaps they’d graze a laser beam?! Really, what was I thinking!) SO I would have to tie the laces firmly around the tops of the boots to ensure they don’t flail about”.
Which then led to “But this outfit wouldn’t do, what else would I wear?”.
At this point, the halo-ed creature on my other shoulder pointed out that these musings were completely ridiculous. I don’t rob anything ever.
And so I continued to walk home, sans criminal intentions.