There are many seasons to a life, don’t you think.
One season which is highly enjoyable, yet at the same time irksome, is the present-giving season.
In quick succession, your once single off-the-wall friend, can be engaged, married, knocked up and then the proud caretaker of a wee babbie.
If the indignity of watching your friend turn into a sleep-deprived milk bar (or partner of one) wasn’t enough to bear, there’s the requirement to celebrate each step along this path by giving them a gift.
There’s the Engagement Present. The Kitchen Tea present. The Wedding Present. The Pregnancy present. The Baby Shower Present. And then of course, the present for the wee squealing thing itself.
Now I’m not against present-giving. Not at all. I adore both giving and receiving presents. However, during this particular season of a friend’s life, it can be a bit much, no?
I heartily support the wedding present, and despite my preference for purchasing a tangible gift, do understand the wishing well affair that is now so popular since we shack up well before we marry these days. You only need so many toasters and towels.
Also, the baby present. There’s nothing cuter than buying OOO clothes again, or even a lovely pampering gift for the new parents themselves. Not that’s it about me of course.
However, the Kitchen Tea and the Baby Shower ? Meh.
I should be clear here though. I LOVE parties. Any excuse for a party. I love dress up parties, dress down parties, cocktail parties, Christmas parties. Any party really. So if you’re going to turn your Kitchen Tea into an uproarious celebration, I’ll be there, literally with bells on if you’d like. But a present? You’re getting one in five minutes at the wedding darling, keep your shirt on.
And the Baby Shower? Well, in my opinion, it’s a little hard to kick up your heels at the Baby Shower. As much as I enjoy decorating a teeny little singlet…. actually scrap that, I have zero interest in decorating teeny little singlets.
The prompt for this post was a friend’s bewilderment at what to put on the card for a baby shower. I suggested “Happy Present-Mongering” which she thought hilarious but probably less than PC.
Having said that, I’m off shopping now. My children are attending parties for 4 little darlings tomorrow, so it’s time to brandish the Visa.
That’s the next season.